Pappu ne raat ke 2 baje doctor ko phone kiya
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Doctor saab, mujh neend na aane ke bimari hai
To saale isse Faila kyun raha hai

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Baap: Tumhary Sab Papers me Achay Number Aaye Hen,
Lekin English me Q Fail ho gaye??
Beta: Chutti Per Gaya Tha Papa
Baap Ghusse Se: Tum Paper Waly Din Kahan Gaye thy?
Us Din Me Khud Tum Ko School Chorr Ker Aya Tha.
Beta: Me Nahi, Mere Agaye Wala Chutti Per Tha Papa..
Hahaha

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Pehale woh meri girlfriend thi,
main boltaa tha aur wo sunti thi,
fir wo meri mangetar bani,
wo bolti thi aur main sunta tha,
jab se wo meri biwi bani,
hum duno bolte hain,
aur, mohallaa sunta hai!!

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Larky Waly: Hamen Aisi Larki Chahiye,
Jo Ziyada Khati Piti Na Ho,
Chup Chap Sab ki Suny Aur
Ziyada Baat Na Kery..
Larki Waly: Janab! Aisi Larki to
Aap ko ICU me Hi Mily Gi

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Ek Aadmi Ki Tang Toot gai,
Wo Hospital Gaya to
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Wahan Dusray Aadmi ki
Dono Tangen Tooti Dekh Ker Bola:
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“Kiya Aap Ki 2 Biviyan Hen”..

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